Don't you know?
Bush, Rove, and Rumsfeld have a high powered Nofflestrontificator that they use to disgrontificate the minds of OPEC to bend to their every whim while singing Numa Numa.
They have Parindled the oil cartels, malum zambonifactum most fowl.
Careful - that information is classified.
re: Nofflestrontificator
Weren't you sworn to secrecy when you were shown that device by the aliens that took you that dark and stormy night?
"Bush, Rove, and Rumsfeld have a high powered Nofflestrontificator that they use to disgrontificate the minds of OPEC to bend to their every whim while singing Numa Numa."
You took the words right out of my mouth!