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Mark Steyn: Pakistan's least worst hope
Macleans ^ | 10/12/06 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 10/12/2006 6:09:34 AM PDT by Pokey78

Like the old country song says, I dug Musharraf when Musharraf wasn't cool

I'm glad Gen. Musharraf was able to take time out of his hectic book tour to meet with President Bush at the White House. As far as I know, the plug-circuit-cum-state-visit is a new phenomenon on the international scene: the Queen didn't attempt to squeeze in her golden jubilee events in between promoting "Diana & Me: The True Story" on Oprah and Barbara Walters. But Pakistan's head of government looked more comfortable with Jon Stewart than he did at a clenched teeth Washington dinner with Hamid Karzai. Even more impressively, he showed more respect for his contract with Simon & Schuster than he did for the Pakistani constitution, rolling out the book's explosive revelations on his publicity team's schedule with the same poise and discipline as old hands like Bob Woodward: if it's Tuesday, it must be the disclosure that on Sept. 12, 2001, the Bush administration threatened to bomb Pakistan "back to the Stone Age." It wouldn't have surprised me to discover that he'd captured and executed Osama bin Laden in the spring of 2002, but that due to his book deal he wasn't allowed to disclose it until the publication-day interview with Katie Couric.

In the event, that's not in the book. But In the Line of Fire is still full of fascinating material, and it begins with possibly the coolest opening of any memoir: a matter-of-fact catalogue of the general's brushes with death over the years, from a bad childhood fall out of a mango tree, through the many plane and helicopter crashes that seem to afflict the senior ranks of the Pakistani military, to the now routine assassination plots of disaffected Islamists. Musharraf was close to being aboard Gen. Zia's C-130, which went down on Aug. 17, 1988, taking the country's then strongman, plus the U.S. ambassador and sundry other bigwigs, to a "fiery death," as the author puts it. "The crash was never fully explained," notes Musharraf blandly.

These days, he's an old hand at the terrorist whack-job rituals: "As my car became airborne I immediately realized what was happening," he writes. "But unlike most leaders, I am also a soldier, chief of the army staff, and supreme commander of my country's armed forces. I am cut out to be in the midst of battle." Which is just as well. Eleven days later -- Christmas 2003, in fact -- and here we go again: "I took out my Glock pistol, which is always with me, and shouted to Jan Mohammad in Urdu, 'Dabaa, dabaa' -- 'drive, drive . . .' Human flesh and blood were all over the cars." I don't know whether Simon & Schuster are planning on launching a series of memoirs by Commonwealth heads of government, but one can't help feeling that, say, Joe Clark would have a hard job competing with this stuff: "Our first clue was found in the inner compound," he writes of the Christmas Day attacks, "in the form of the sheared-off face of the first suicide bomber. It had been propelled over and across the building. It was like a mask made of human skin, like something in the movie Face/Off. The skin had been peeled off the facial bones and the skull . . . It was lying flat on the ground, face up." And, indeed, in among all the grip'n' greet snapshots with the Bushes, the Blairs, John Howard and Jacques Chirac, the general includes a fascinating photograph of the sheared-off face.

Like the old country song says, I dug Musharraf when Musharraf wasn't cool. When he staged his coup (or "counter-coup," as he calls it) in 1999, I welcomed it in the National Post at a time when Lloyd Axworthy, our foreign minister (if you can believe it), was huffin' an' a-puffin' about getting Pakistan suspended from the Commonwealth. What on earth for? The deposed prime minister, Nawaz Sharif, was a disgusting incompetent presiding over a kleptocrat regime staffed in large part by relatives driving around in colour-coded Mercs. By comparison with the Sharif clan and most of the "democratic" alternatives, the army was one of the least squalid institutions in the country. "Gen. Musharraf," I wrote seven years ago, "is supported at home because he's promised to end corruption; he should be supported abroad because, by removing Sharif, he's made the region safer."

Don't get me wrong. I think the very creation of Pakistan was one of the worst legacies of the British Empire: had Lord Mountbatten not decided to bring forward independence by a year, Jinnah would have been dead by 1948, and who's to say whether a leaderless Muslim League could have mustered enough support for partition? But then, having signed on to the carve-up, the British made things worse by telling the nawabs and maharajas of the nominally sovereign "princely states" (comprising a third of the subcontinent) that the jig was up and they had to choose which of the two new nations they wanted to belong to. In Kashmir, the ruler was Hindu and the majority of his subjects were Muslim, but the British let him choose India, and as a result we now have a nuclear stand-off over some botched bit of post-imperial housekeeping. Even the ISI, the deeply sinister Pakistani intelligence service that helped create the Taliban, was a typically cynical British creation that just as typically backfired on them.

But, beyond all these specifics, in stringing along with Jinnah's rejection of modern, pluralist, secular, democratic India, Mountbatten and Co. licensed Pakistan's evolution as the precise negative of its neighbour: backward, narrow, Islamist, dictatorial.

So Musharraf is about as good as good news gets in Pakistan: certainly the nuclear brinkmanship of 2002 between Delhi and Islamabad might have gone very differently with Sharif still in charge. For that reason, the general's account of the "shockingly barefaced" Bush threat to bomb Pakistan back to the Stone Age makes for interesting reading. On the morning of Sept.12, 2001, writes Musharraf, "I was chairing an important meeting at the Governor's house when my military secretary told me that the U.S. secretary of state, Gen. Colin Powell, was on the phone. I said I would call back later."

Powell wasn't in the mood for any he's-washing-his-hair brush-off and demanded Musharraf take the call. Afterwards, Pakistan's leader "war-gamed the United States as an adversary," and asked himself "whether it was in our national interest to destroy ourselves for the Taliban. Were they worth committing suicide over?" Richard Armitage, Powell's deputy, told Islamabad that "we had to decide whether we were with America or with the terrorists." But that's easy for Armitage to say. Musharraf was with America, but 99.99 per cent of his crazy citizenry were with the terrorists, including a big chunk of his military and intelligence services.

So the general has spent the last five years taking a wild ride on the tiger and he's still in the saddle. This book is part of that act. Anyone who's met Musharraf knows his penchant for the locutions of the Raj -- "these Qaeda chaps" is how he's wont to refer to his would-be assassins -- and there doesn't seem to be a lot of that in the book: it's a lively read but in a slightly anonymous voice. And then you realize that, of course, some dreary New York editor has drained all the life out of the authorial voice. Musharraf has written this for a North American audience, not for the chaps back home, and you wonder whether he'd be quite so upfront about equal rights for women and repealing Gen. Zia's über-Islamist laws if he was chit-chatting with the lads in Waziristan. Sept. 11 may no longer be "the day the world changed," either for the world or even America, but it certainly changed Pakistan: it knocked the general off his reform timetable and recast him in the domestically problematic role of Washington's ally against all the local pin-ups.

Still, no one would burden himself with the thankless task of governing Pakistan unless he had something in mind for it. In 1949, young Pervez sailed on HMS Dwarka from Karachi to Basra and thence by train to Ankara, where his father had been posted to the Pakistani embassy. In other words, the formative years of Pervez Musharraf's childhood were spent in Turkey. I had high hopes when the general came to power that he might prove to be Pakistan's Atatürk. So I think did he, though at times he seems, reasonably enough, more preoccupied with getting through the day without the whole powder keg going up. Nonetheless, he remains Pakistan's least worst hope. And in what Washington calls the "long war," one sign that it's truly over will be when Musharraf's seething cauldron of cockamamie imams is a sane functioning free society.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: india; jinnah; marksteyn; musharraf; pakistan; steyn; zia
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1 posted on 10/12/2006 6:09:34 AM PDT by Pokey78
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To: Howlin; riley1992; Miss Marple; deport; Dane; sinkspur; steve; kattracks; JohnHuang2; ...

Steyn ping!


2 posted on 10/12/2006 6:11:16 AM PDT by Pokey78 (‘FREE [INSERT YOUR FETID TOTALITARIAN BASKET-CASE HERE]’)
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To: Pokey78
"And in what Washington calls the "long war," one sign that it's truly over will be when Musharraf's seething cauldron of cockamamie imams is a sane functioning free society."

or when hell freezes over, which is more likely.
3 posted on 10/12/2006 6:25:20 AM PDT by monday
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To: Pokey78

Pissah Steyn bump.


4 posted on 10/12/2006 6:30:36 AM PDT by metesky (My investment program is holding steady @ .05¢ a can.)
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To: monday

My reaction to that quote was "well, hope springs eternal", but I think yours really nails it.

A big part of our problem is that we are unwilling to admit that there are just a lot of really nasty people out there, that you'd never want to bring home to dinner, and that not much is going to change that.


5 posted on 10/12/2006 6:36:19 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: Pokey78
Too many books to read. Steyn's is on my list, and perhaps I will read Musharraf's. It seems a lot more interesting and relevant than the 10th Anniversary reissue of It Takes a Village.
6 posted on 10/12/2006 6:43:10 AM PDT by Miss Marple (Lord, please look over Mozart Lover's and Jemian's sons and keep them strong.)
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To: Pokey78
"I took out my Glock pistol, which is always with me,

I wonder if GWB packs. I know that if I had that many HUGE targets on my back, I'd want the ability to shoot back, SS or no ;)

7 posted on 10/12/2006 6:44:06 AM PDT by HeartlandOfAmerica ('... we want the human rights officers, we want the Americans to come back' - Abu Ghraib Prisoner)
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To: Pokey78
My feeling has been that we should argue that Iraq is a battlefield of convenience for us in the WOT.

After 9/11 we knew that we were going to have to fight a long guerilla war against the jihadis somewhere. Afghanistan was not a particualrly favorable battlefield as it was mountainous-which means that we would not be able to use our armored forces-and our supply lines would have to cross hostile Pakistan, so why not Iraq-where we would have shorter supply lines and friendly allies closeby (Kuwait). Those reasons are in addition to the fact that Saddam was our sworn enemy and it is a bad idea to allow an enemy to plot against you in wartime.

Now Musharaff seems to confirm a large part of that premise.

I wish that the administration would make the case this way more forcefully.

8 posted on 10/12/2006 7:18:47 AM PDT by 91B (God made man, Sam Colt made men equal)
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To: Pokey78
Musharraf... remains Pakistan's least worst hope.

Classic Steyn.

9 posted on 10/12/2006 7:39:06 AM PDT by Gritty (Half of America thinks all national events are JFK-type conspiracies and Vietnam quagmires-Mk Steyn)
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To: Pokey78

Excellent analysis.


10 posted on 10/12/2006 7:40:15 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: Pokey78
Powell wasn't in the mood for any he's-washing-his-hair brush-off and demanded Musharraf take the call. Afterwards, Pakistan's leader "war-gamed the United States as an adversary," and asked himself "whether it was in our national interest to destroy ourselves for the Taliban. Were they worth committing suicide over?" Richard Armitage, Powell's deputy, told Islamabad that "we had to decide whether we were with America or with the terrorists."

With Bush newly in office and a relative unknown, this was potentially a credible threat that Musharraf had to take seriously. After years of diddling in Iraq and after coddling North Korea, it won't happen again.

11 posted on 10/12/2006 7:41:08 AM PDT by Carry_Okie (There are people in power who are truly evil.)
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To: Pokey78
And in what Washington calls the "long war," one sign that it's truly over will be when Musharraf's seething cauldron of cockamamie imams is a sane functioning free society.

Till that day!

12 posted on 10/12/2006 7:47:29 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Pokey78; Kolokotronis
I had high hopes when the general came to power that he might prove to be Pakistan's Atatürk.

Umm - Ataturk of "murder all the Armenians and Greeks" fame?

I think Steyn's made a bit of an error here, unless I'm totally confused, which is possible.

13 posted on 10/12/2006 8:01:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (If you believe you can forgive, you're right. If you believe you can't forgive, you're right.)
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To: Pokey78

BTTT


14 posted on 10/12/2006 9:33:19 AM PDT by hattend (Carpe Macaca)
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To: Pokey78

"Nonetheless, he remains Pakistan's least worst hope." -- Mark Steyn, at his pithy best, on Musharraf


15 posted on 10/12/2006 10:18:17 AM PDT by AmishDude (Mwahahahahahahahaha -- official evil laugh of the North American Union)
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To: Pokey78
I read the general's biography and he struck me as a middle class, educated Pakistani who loved his country but was aware of its state of underdevelopment - the tiny Westernized elite that stole everything and the vast bulk of the uneducated poor left with little. There's a gap between cities like Karachi and Islamabad and the countryside that leaves an indelible impression upon visitors. It must be difficult governing a country so backward and yet so forward that its a nuclear power. Musharaff is not perfect and one would like him to be Pakistan's Ataturk. Bringing a traditional society into the modern world is a tall order for any would-be leader. In that sense In The Line Of Fire is more than evocative about Pakistan's past, present and future.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

16 posted on 10/12/2006 11:01:59 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Tax-chick

Atatürk is the father of the first officially secular functional democracy in the islamic world.


17 posted on 10/12/2006 12:23:51 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone

I know that ... but the outcome was less than ideal for the minority groups, wasn't it?


18 posted on 10/12/2006 12:25:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick (If you believe you can forgive, you're right. If you believe you can't forgive, you're right.)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes, and Colonel George Washington fought in the French and Indian War.

Since you know what Steyn meant when he mentioned Ataturk, I'm not sure why we're having this side discussion.


19 posted on 10/12/2006 12:48:44 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: scholar; Bullish; linear; yoda swings

Ping


20 posted on 10/12/2006 1:46:05 PM PDT by knighthawk (We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
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