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Immigration Raids Crimp New York Farms: Lenders

Drug raids are crimping my ability to pay my mortgage, because I can't go out and make big bucks selling heroin on the street corner.

Speed limits are crimping my ability to get to work on time because I can't drive 100 mph on the Parkway.

The idiot skateboarding kid across the street's right to life is crimping my sleeping time because I'm not permitted to go out and hack his head off when he makes all that racket at 11:30 at night.

My hobby of bedding young starlets is crimped by the fact that my wife would have me dead on the floor and the fact that young starlets will not give me the time of day.

My life is crimped in many ways.

[moehoward]

"My hobby of bedding young starlets is crimped by the fact that my wife would have me dead on the floor and the fact that young starlets will not give me the time of day."

You too?