Got to give me his due, he nailed it with this reply
If Mary Jo Kopechne had lived, she would be 64 years old.
Through his tireless work as a legislator,
(Sen. for Life) Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.
Charles Pierce, January 5, 2003 Boston Globe Magazine
If Mary Jo Kopechne had lived, she would be 67 years old.
Had she lived she would have gladly supported
Edward Kennedy's (insane, inaccurate) attacks on the GOP.
November 2006, Boston Globe
Even a broken clock is right once every six years... is there an election coming up?