Treason Media stories will be along these lines "Senator Harry Reid is under attack by political enemies in the Republican party for an old land deal. Proceeds from the sale were contributed to buying clothes for homeless school kids. His spokesman decries this terrible example of the Politics of Personal destruction. 'When will the GOP get around to addressing the needs of the poor and working class? We know that 299,000,000 do not have health insurance because of tax relief for the Mega Wealthy.' Reid's devotion to the less fortunate crushed by the Bush Administration policies has been lauded by religious figures across the World with Sainthood under discussion. Vatican spokesman, speaking on condition of anonymity, says that his Mormon belief should not pose a problem. Humanitarians across the nation are outraged at this nasty political trick and say the timing of the story is 'suspicious'.
By now, the MSM press room guys probably have a time saving "story template" application that automatically displays the article text once they type in the keywords, eg. "mean spirited," "quagmire," "mccarthyism," etc. All they have to do is fill in the proper nouns and they're done. Then they can check their email for the latest DNC/NYT marching orders.