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Cue the Airplane! quotes...

4 posted on 10/10/2006 12:28:22 PM PDT by Trampled by Lambs (Ok, so changing my name was not such a good idea after all...)

To: Trampled by Lambs

Get that finger out of your ear, you don't know where that fingers been!!

The fog is getting thicker.. and Leon's getting larger!

You ever seen a grown man naked?

11 posted on 10/10/2006 12:30:47 PM PDT by weave09

To: Trampled by Lambs

"Stop calling me 'Shirley.'"

35 posted on 10/10/2006 12:35:39 PM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)

To: Trampled by Lambs

Surely you can't be serious....

40 posted on 10/10/2006 12:37:13 PM PDT by fhlh (Polls are for Strippers.)

To: Trampled by Lambs

Sh*t man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

UH...

Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

57 posted on 10/10/2006 12:40:03 PM PDT by jrg

To: Trampled by Lambs

"You like hanging around in a gymnasium?"

This is not bad, but the one he did about Kerry was much better.

97 posted on 10/10/2006 12:57:14 PM PDT by moehoward

To: Trampled by Lambs

surely you can't be serious!

115 posted on 10/10/2006 1:06:04 PM PDT by LukeL (Never let the enemy pick the battle site. (Gen. George S. Patton))

To: Trampled by Lambs; EveningStar

Cue the Airplane! quotes...
Keeping with the basketball theme...

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

204 posted on 10/10/2006 2:07:04 PM PDT by philman_36

To: Trampled by Lambs

Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

209 posted on 10/10/2006 2:16:00 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous ("Personal weapons are what raised mankind out of the mud..." Jeff Cooper)

To: Trampled by Lambs

excuse me stewardess I speak jive.

225 posted on 10/10/2006 2:24:09 PM PDT by mrmargaritaville

To: Trampled by Lambs

"....and don't call me Shirley."

334 posted on 10/10/2006 5:02:48 PM PDT by RightOnline

To: Trampled by Lambs

"Municipal Bonds Ted. We're talking AA ratings- best investment in America."

376 posted on 10/10/2006 7:17:33 PM PDT by SCPatriot77

To: Trampled by Lambs; BenLurkin

Airplane was hilarious. And please don't call me surely. Why don't Republicans have the cojones to use the AD? The RATS certainly would not hesitate.

455 posted on 10/11/2006 6:43:47 AM PDT by GeorgefromGeorgia

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