Haven't you learned from Mark Foley, Mr. Scondras?
There's a public service announcement my college radio station runs in which you hear "typing" and what sounds like two pre-pubescent boys talking. They talk about getting together...but one of the voices starts to get lower (the first boy doesn't realize whom he's really talking to). "And we won't tell our parents. I won't..." (I think it's from the Crime Prevention Coalition)