There's another possibility:
According to a co-worker and wannabe boss, with a brand spanking new Minnesota Professional Engineer License - and a barking moonbat as well, claims that the North Korean nuke was engineered by Karl Rove to distract the publick from the Foley scandal. Who knows what those wascally Wepublicans are up to!
Minnesota is a looney bin!
After all, the namesake is the state bird.