[ThePythonicCow]

We're quicker and more accurate.

eh - so - and I'm more honest than Bill Clinton and better looking than Helen Thomas ;).

Not much worth bragging about there, to say we beat AP or Reuters.

(Damn straight we're better - <grin>)

[ASA Vet]

I'm more honest than Bill Clinton and better looking than Helen Thomas

I've seen no proof that you're not really Bill Clinton or Helen Thomas.
(I checked SNOPES too. They don't say you're not.)