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Gawd! Speaker Hastert has been covering up for a rabid pedophile in the US Congress! ABC News told me so! I'm so mad at my Republican Party that I'm just going to stay home this November and not vote at all! That will show them!! I'm gonna tell all of my friends to tear up those vote-by mail ballots next week!!
In fact, I'm so mad at these wanna be Conservatives that the best thing we can do is not vote for any of those Evil Rethuglicans, and turn the House of Representatives over to Nancy Pelosi! She sure wouldn't cover up for any Congressman's evil deeds!! Nancy cares for out childruns more than we do!! And while we're at it, lets just have President Bush resign as well. So many people complain about him on ABC World News Tonite all the time, he must be doing something wrong. Why, three hundred whole protesters turned out just last Friday in Portland Ory-gone to tell us all how horrible Bush, Cheney, Rove and rumsfeld really are!! Maybe we should just let Hillary Clinton step in a little early and finish Bush's term for him. She's next in line to be President anyway, right??
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The hallmark of good satire is that it must be at least partially rooted in the truth...
I prefer the "American voter" category. Neither my minivan, soccer ball nor vagina votes. And I don't really care how "hot" the candidates running are.