  |
Well, you know, sometimes folks die mysteriously in free countries, too! |
I am soooo surprised. Just a matter of time. The U.S.S.R. is still alive and kicking...
For old time's sake...
An elderly man is sitting on a park bench studying a Hebrew book. A KGB agent walks by, looks over the man's shoulder, and says, "What is that strange writing?"
"This is Hebrew," says the old man. "It's the language of Israel."
"Don't be silly," says the agent. "At your age you'll never get to Israel."
"Perhaps not," sighs the old man. "But Hebrew is also the language of heaven."
The agent replies, "What makes you so sure you're going to heaven?"
"Maybe I'm not," says the old man, "but I already know Russian."
| |
Well, you know, sometimes folks die mysteriously in free countries, too! |