I really need to contact the post office...
I'm not getting my paychecks from the International Bankers, I haven't been getting my "mind-numbed robot" marching orders from Rush, and now I learn that I never got my orders from JimRob on trying to ruin the careers of the Dixie Twits!
This just isn't right! For some reason I'm not getting this important stuff, but I still get all the junk mail!
Mark
Maybe you're in the Opus Dei division, like I am. We don't get paid, we just do it for the joy of it.