"Oh, yes. That would be the scientific theory that holds that men were made out of mud and women out of ribs, that languages came about when people tried to make a really tall building and that all living land animals are descended from those that lived on a boat about 5000 years ago."
Boy! Did you read that wrong. Go back and read Genesis again, more carefully this time.
[Gen 2:7] And the LORD God formed man [of] the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.Nope. I think he read it right.[Gen 2:21-22] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.