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Order your Unknowledge Troll Kit today; and we'll throw in a companion manual "Anti-Science for Luddites" as a free bonus. And remember, no edjucashun or intellectual ability is required to be an "Unknowledge Troll -- an obnoxious sense of entitlement to disrupt discussions of people far smarter and better edjukated that you are is all you need! ORDER TODAY, AND BE ALL YOU CAN BE!"
And it's available just in time for Christmas. Take advantage of the gift program. Purchase one for yourself and get the second as a gift for a friend at half-price.
That is very good, except for the below.
Btw, it should read: "...required to be an "Unknowledged Troll."