(sung to the tune of "With a Little Help From my Friends")
What do you do when the Ducks are behind?
Would you use a Pac 10 referee?
Give them the ball on an onside kick call
And then claim it's a real victory.
Oh they get by with a little help from the refs,
Recover the ball with a little help from the refs,
Interference calls with a little help from the refs.
What do you do with the Sooners ahead?
Would you take the loss like you were men?
Have the refs throw a flag
And then you can brag
That you knew you would win all along
(Chorus)
I'm a Texas fan, but that was the most flagrant screwing of a team I've seen this year.
Very good! I like it.
I didn't see the Oregon-Oklahoma game 'cause I was at the Cal game.
Good luck tomorrow.