But this had to do with the Revolution (amazing enough that they were studying it at all, rather than teaching the kids that whales are as smart as humans). We didn't win the war by throwing Birkenstocks at the Brits...
Your point is well taken and agreed with. I'm not sure that the objects to be used for the reenactment should be brought in from outside however.
It's in the back of their little pea brains, that if we hadn't revolted, today we'd be gun-free, socialist soccer-playing dhimmis, with a National Health Service;)
Whales are smarter than liberals.