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IMHO (in my humble opinion) NOOSE TIGHTENING
FIREHAT ^ | October 5, 2006 | Norman Liebmann

Posted on 10/05/2006 2:57:36 PM PDT by firehat

IMHO (in my humble opinion) NOOSE TIGHTENING ©

by Norman Liebmann

In my humble opinion, George Bush signed the bill authorizing the building of that impregnable fence between the U.S. and Mexico. Now, all he has to do is make up his mind which side of the chicken wire he wants to be on. In the meantime, we should equip the Border Patrol with Flit sprays to delouse illegal aliens sneaking into the U.S.

In my humble opinion, the much-parroted phrase “fair and balanced” has become a national earache.

In my humble opinion, we applaud Bill O’Reilly’s No Spin Zone. Now what Fox’s sex scandal peddler, Greta Van Susteren, needs is a No Sperm Zone.

In my humble opinion, Hillary Clinton is getting into campaign mode. She’s having her speeches translated into shrapnel.

In my humble opinion, the country of Iraq is actually a cat box with landmines. The Iraqis will need to do more than vote to make it safe and sanitary.

In my humble opinion, in 1928 Herbert Hoover ran for President on the slogan - “A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage”. Today he would have to promise the folks in Vermont - “… and a choreographer in every closet”.

In my humble opinion, if interrogators decide to use torture devices they may also have to change the name of the detention facility from Camp Gitmo to Camp Gizmo.

In my humble opinion, Hillary’s next book will be called, It Takes a Village to Raise the Taxes and Lower the Poverty Line.

In my humble opinion, the ACLU may bring a law suit against the Caucasian bus driver who refused to get out of his seat and let the late Rosa Parks take the wheel.

In my humble opinion, John McCain keeps talking about how money is ruining politics without mentioning Bill Clinton's name. That's like talking about the Chicago fire without mentioning Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

In my humble opinion, Benedict XVI should have chosen as his papal name Capitulation I.

In my humble opinion, Bill Frist may not be able to walk the walk, but he has demonstrated he can crawl the crawl.

In my humble opinion, we should invite the Russian radiation decontamination team that worked on Chernobyl to come to Boston and show us how to bury Harvard under cement.

In my humble opinion, Boston is Fallujah with losing college football teams.

In my humble opinion, neither victory, defeat, nor a silver bullet will stop the Clintons from campaigning.

In my humble opinion, Hillary revealed why she never performed fellatio. She wanted to save something for after she’s President.

In my humble opinion, “political correctness” is getting old.

In my humble opinion, in Afghanistan you will soon be able to send bouquets of opium poppies by telegraph.

In my humble opinion, a case can be made that democracy is not infallible in that both Bill Clinton and Adolph Hitler were elected officials that gave them a veneer of legitimacy – except Hitler did it the hard way – without carrying Harlem or Little Rock.

In my humble opinion, in a more picturesque time, rallies like the Million Man Marches were described as Chinese Fire Drills.

In my humble opinion, if Willie Mays were playing baseball In San Francisco today, Dianne Feinstein would have his bat confiscated as a dangerous weapon.

In my humble opinion, law students ingest legal arguments which, as lawyers, they excrete as fine print.

In my humble opinion, Hollywood can always be counted on to give Hollywood a bad name.

In my humble opinion, if you’re a lonely person, getting a cell phone will not alleviate it. Incidentally, drivers on the Freeways need the distractions of cell phones like Mexicans need Viagra.

In my humble opinion, Bush let the Israelis fight the Hezbollah for us, and let the Iraqis fight each other for us. Am I missing a key element in our military strategy?

In my humble opinion, if Islam is not completely populated with barbarous, foul-smelling, unhygienic, vicious, ignorant, superstitious people, then there is no such place.

In my humble opinion, Mike Wallace missed a great chance to tell Mahmoud Amadinejad to go f..k himself. His son, Chris Wallace, blew the same kind of opportunity with Bill Clinton. It’s another depressing example of the apple not falling far from the tree.

In my humble opinion, Clinton's worst nightmare is meeting a hooker who won’t take "Next!" for an answer.

In my humble opinion, Mexico is Bangladesh with sombreros.

In my humble opinion, every time Bill Clinton’s zipper gets stuck the Fire Department has to show up with the Jaws of Life.

In my humble opinion, Ray Nagin must be doing something right. New Orleans is finally down a quart. Along those lines, it’s been reported that the N.O. cops did not take any looters into custody. It’s refreshing to hear about a member of a minority group that can’t get arrested.

In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton’s corruption did not make George Bush’s presidency probable. It made it inevitable.

In my humble opinion, John Kerry will keep talking until he thinks of something to say.

In my humble opinion, O.J. Simpson is getting warmer on the trail of “the real killers”. He has started canvassing mosques.

In my humble opinion, Mel Gibson is currently enjoying an unconscionable waste of forgiveness.

In my humble opinion, New Orleans is ready if there is another hurricane. This Mardi gras the celebrants will be wearing beads that float.

In my humble opinion, it is the politician’s function to create a political discourse that is contemptible, and Katie Couric’s function to get people to tune it out.

In my humble opinion, Madeleine Albright looks like a hassock about to split its girdle.

In my humble opinion, Einstein's theory of the elasticity of time was corroborated by Monica Lewinsky's longest 15 minutes of fame in History.

In my humble opinion, the next gay western will be called The Gunfight at the OK Boutique.

In my humble opinion, John McCain has succeeded in getting his fellow Senators to allude to The Geneva Convention as The Geneva Conniption.

In my humble opinion, John Murtha looks like he’s been issued more than the conventional number of jowls. (In about two more years people will be mistaking Hillary Clinton for Jack Murtha.)

In my humble opinion, in the 2008 election, the Democrats will tell us we don’t have to make a choice between a harlot and a yenta in the White House. Hillary will be the “two for the price of one” Bill threatened us with.

… And this

In my humble opinion, Mark Foley … boring.

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TOPICS: Government
KEYWORDS: billhillary; campaignmode

1 posted on 10/05/2006 2:57:36 PM PDT by firehat
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To: firehat
Russian radiation decontamination team that worked on Chernobyl my wife has a coworker that grew up in Corsica when Chernobyl occurred; he is 25 and has lost his father, mother and two sisters to cancer in about 3 years.
2 posted on 10/05/2006 3:06:44 PM PDT by SF Republican
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To: SF Republican

Chernobyl Power plant

My name is Elena. I run this website and I don't have anything to sell. What I do have is my motorbike and the absolute freedom to ride it wherever curiosity and the speed demon take me. This page is maintained by the author, but when internet traffic is heavy it may be down occasionally.

It's a web sit called Kid of speed. She has travelled through the towns around Chernobyl and Chernobyl itself to provide pictures.

3 posted on 10/05/2006 3:24:29 PM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: raybbr

If I'm not mistaken, that m/c adventure (kid of speed) has been called a hoax. Not that I'm saying one way or the other. These days I feel like everything I know is wrong.


4 posted on 10/05/2006 3:43:16 PM PDT by battlecry
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To: raybbr

That's a pretty cool site, whether it's a hoax or not.


5 posted on 10/05/2006 3:44:00 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: lesser_satan; battlecry
I don't think it's a hoax. How many places can you and photgraph empty buildings as big as those?

It sure has some cool pics. And, plenty of pics of relics of WWII, also.

6 posted on 10/05/2006 3:51:00 PM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: raybbr

It would be a neat place to visit. It's kind of frozen in time.


7 posted on 10/05/2006 4:01:45 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: lesser_satan
It would be a neat place to visit. It's kind of frozen in time.

Apparently you can:

A day in the half-life of Chernobyl

8 posted on 10/05/2006 4:13:33 PM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: firehat
In my humble opinion, Clinton's worst nightmare is meeting a hooker who won’t take "Next!" for an answer.

LOL!

9 posted on 10/05/2006 4:39:57 PM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Wonderful Troops.)
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To: raybbr

like somebody cares


10 posted on 10/06/2006 7:25:10 AM PDT by firehat
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