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To: DBCJR

Ms. Pelosi's constituency would re-elect her if she had sexual relations with a goat.


2 posted on 10/04/2006 6:29:02 AM PDT by RexBeach (Will Rogers Never Met Bill Clinton.)
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To: RexBeach
"Ms. Pelosi's constituency would re-elect her if she had sexual relations with a goat."

I think that's what her husband suffers from.....

4 posted on 10/04/2006 6:31:00 AM PDT by traditional1
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To: RexBeach

That was a mental image I did not need.


6 posted on 10/04/2006 6:31:28 AM PDT by Hydroshock ( (Proverbs 22:7). The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender.)
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To: RexBeach

Pelosi's constituency would make it legal for her to marry the goat.


8 posted on 10/04/2006 6:33:52 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: RexBeach

She hasn't?


9 posted on 10/04/2006 6:34:32 AM PDT by 7thson (I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
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To: RexBeach
Ms. Pelosi's constituency would re-elect her if she had sexual relations with a goat.


I demand an apology for that offensive inference!


13 posted on 10/04/2006 6:39:47 AM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: RexBeach
Ms. Pelosi's constituency would re-elect her if she had sexual relations with a goat.

I don't think a goat would even hit that.

15 posted on 10/04/2006 6:40:03 AM PDT by IamConservative (Humility is not thinking less of oneself; humility is thinking about oneself less.)
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To: RexBeach
Ms. Pelosi's constituency would re-elect her if she had sexual relations with a goat.

Yes, but only if it were a doe. Heterosexuality is frowned upon in her district, and she would not wish to be accused of being a "breeder".

18 posted on 10/04/2006 6:41:51 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: RexBeach

She would be the one on top.


22 posted on 10/04/2006 6:48:16 AM PDT by csmusaret (Urban Sprawl is an oxymoron)
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To: RexBeach
"Ms. Pelosi's constituency would re-elect her if she had sexual relations with a goat."

A goat would be a "few steps up" in that locale.

24 posted on 10/04/2006 6:49:50 AM PDT by TommyDale (Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
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To: RexBeach
>>>>Ms. Pelosi's constituency would re-elect her if she had sexual relations with a goat.


More members of Congress should share things in common with their constituencies.
29 posted on 10/04/2006 7:05:43 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (Robert Heinlein's 5 grades of coffee: Java, Cafe, Jamocha, Joe, Carbon Remover)
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To: RexBeach

Yeah, in San Francisco the creepiest perverts are the most electable Democrats in the city.


33 posted on 10/04/2006 8:12:11 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: RexBeach

You would have to find an agreeable goat.


35 posted on 10/05/2006 7:09:39 PM PDT by DBCJR (Dems risk kids for political gain)
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