Welllll...from what I remember of the photos of Jean Francois Kerree "catching" the football and the one with him bent over in some weird Barney Frank mating posture (I don't know how to post photos, but I am certain you all know of the ones I speak), I choose the waffler on the right. Dork extraordinare.
"WHAT WE HAVE HERE...IS A FAILURE...TO COMMUNICATE."