LOL! I'm not sure I wanted to know all of that but it was funny.
Evidently the Venezuelan poor haven't progressed under Chavez:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10032006/news/columnists/pain_in_slums_of_chavez_columnists_douglas_montero.htm
I's true. If you end up in a hospital, and it turns out to be not in your worries, ask for a second breakfast on the third day and talk up the nurse a little. They talk. Word gets to the surgeon that you are too healthy to be laying around watching TV and looking for dates:) You will be released into the wild with everything you want to know about your body with an insurance company paying for it all.