[Kitten Festival]

Must be read to be believed.

[Kitten Festival]

Dig the detail about the rousing rendition of the national anthem. So much for amusement park fun.

[stevie_d_64]

Is there a part of the simulation where someone can play the part of a U.S. National Guard soldier repelling boarders???

I'll do that for free...Or $20 USD...Whichever is cheaper...

I'll even go so far as to invite liberal aquaintances to play the part of a simulated "US Aid group" manning up "water stations"...

With simulated water of course...The real stuff will cost you $50 USD...a bottle...

[gaijin]

I guess the coyotes play rape the smallest, most vulnerable female...? If the group is unruly, do they get abandoned in a box car?

[gaijin]

I see real synergies here: there is pent up frustration among well-heeled, adventure seeking Americans about border INaction, too:

How about a JOINT Adventure Park, where Americans PAY to play the part of the Border Patrol...? And they hunt the REAL Mexicans...?

Paint-ball guns, radios, quad-runners...?

It would DEFINATELY get pulses racing on both sides!

[PeterFinn]

It sounds more like a how-to seminar.