You mean like this?
DURASELL'S ALL-INCLUSIVE, ONE-STOP-OUTRAGE SHOP
Those other guys are wrong and you're right. How dare they! They're morons, complete and utter morons and must be stopped. Whoever they may be, they must be stopped today.
REMEMBER, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS, RELIGIOUS ORIENTATION, AGE, SEX OR MARITAL STATUS -- DONATE TODAY TO STOP THE OTHER GUY! DONATE BECAUSE THEY'RE WRONG AND YOU'RE RIGHT!
"DURASELL'S ALL-INCLUSIVE, ONE-STOP-OUTRAGE SHOP"
I like it. You could have tabs at the top of the page, so visitors could click on their favorite outrageous thing. Just don't forget those all-important [Donate] buttons.
Also, you need gear to sell. T-shirts, hats, and that sort of thing. Fortunately, there's CafePress, which will handle all that stuff once you design it.
I see a big future in the outrage business. But...I'm not going to say any more, for fear that it'll become the next internet trend and dilute all that money.
ARE YOU OUTRAGED?
CLICK HERE TO DONATE!
WE'LL SHARE YOUR OUTRAGE AND SPREAD IT AROUND!