Woah ... waiting for the WaPo to report this on A1.
From Something To Die For (James Webb):
"Fogarty...watch[ed] a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood back up, her face smiling proudly and her round breasts glistening from a spotlight in the dim bar, and left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her vagina." -- P.36
Check out post 45.