[Xenalyte]

All that because she got elbowed in the boob? Wow.

Probably seven years ago now, Xena's Guy and some friends and I were playing paintball.

I got "out," so I was walking off the field, hands in the air, gun raised, yelling, "I'm dead! Don't shoot!"

So what does the love of my life do, from his hiding place in a blind near the exit? He shoots me in the left hooter at point-blank range.

He is SO sued. I don't care if we're married now.

[tuffydoodle]

You go, girl.