[cpforlife.org]

Victoria,

If you have a fireplace, PLEASE be mindful that burning The New York Times indoors requires extra caution and increased ventilation, as the bias dioxide gases, BS₃O₂ emitted are extremely toxic and even low levels of inhalation can cause short term loss of honesty humanity and common sense. And it just plain stinks really bad.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Victoria,

If you have a fireplace, PLEASE be mindful that burning The New York Times indoors requires extra caution and increased ventilation, as the bias dioxide gases, BS3O2 emitted are extremely toxic and even low levels of inhalation can cause short term loss of honesty humanity and common sense. And it just plain stinks really bad.

Ha! I know a better place for it...