I'm having steak for dinner and will enjoy it.
Hey, let's go eat at gramma's house! We'll have a nice potluck and invite all the FReepers! Poor gramma sounds kinda lonely. She says it's to protest the war, but from the article and the way she goes on about herself, somehow I think it's for attention more than anything else. Notice how she whined that she hasn't heard from her son. I can probably guess why!