US Reply: "You got me, pardner. Cain't see a thang! Shoot, now we'll never know what's a goin' on down there. Heck, you'll probly be able to try an' do all sorts of stuff, an' we'll never know it. Dang, you guys sure are smart!"
(The above monologue works best if you use the voice of Slim Pickens)
Slim Pickens was a great cultural icon.