You win nitzy. Lets lock up those fu**ing oil CEOs and shut down Wal-Mart. I hope to God that you either remain harmlessly stupid or wise up before you're allowed any authority.
Let's compromise, how about we go back to a smaller government that follows the constitution. Let's let our elected officials pass as few laws as possible but when they do pass a law it is because it benefits those who elected them. Not those who paid for their election.
When you reduce the power of government and forbid them to write 1800 page free trade agreements which give power to unelected bureaucrats, then there will be no need for business to buy them off. I bet you don't make political contributions to high school class presidents. Why? Because they don't have any power to affect your life. Neither should the megalomaniacs in Washington or their corporate sponsors.