Geee, you're a real comic....
I dunno.....I kinda thought that she was just trying to get arrested by the MPs so that she could never make full colonel....both of which she succeeded in doing....(but she's still a perfect Christian....)
Protect us from ghosties and goblins and long-leggedy beasties, and things that go thump in the night.
In God's eyes all Christians are perfect thru Christ. However, Christians also know that they are just as sinful as non-Christians. Like I said, maybe she was trying to get the point across but evidently it fell on deaf ears. That's really too bad.