DFU SONG: Who'll Stop the Rain (who put the ham in Mo-ham-med?)

DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN - Credence

He is their great prophet...that is what they say
What would he be driving, were he alive today
Some have said Mohammed would buy a Dodge Ram

In his name, will someone tell me, who put the ham?

Did he have a slogan followers had heard
Maybe it was brilliant or maybe it was absurd
Some have said Mohammed might have liked "Hot damn!"
In his name, will someone tell me, who put the ham?

There have been some stories followers suppress
He lusted for girls who wore a frilly white dress

Some have said he slept with cuddly little lambs

In his name, will someone tell me, who put the ham?

[stephenjohnbanker]

I would LOVE to REAM a ham down mohammed : )

[shadowcat]

Doug,
All my friends roll over the Quitclaim Deed to 225 E. JDAM Blvd. you sold me.
Great frame.

What happens here stays here.
A in LV

[seasoned traditionalist]

   "Thanks a lot Doug."

"NOT Funny."

"Don't you have any idea how sensitive we pigs are?"

"Next time you want an animal to associate with that degenerate scumbag, may I suggest:"

   "I have it on very good information, that MaHoodMid "rode" one of these too--if you know what I mean?

[doug from upland]

Glad it has given you enjoyment. It was certainly fun to make and create a discussion on eBay.