[Spirochete]

Funny how the article doesn't mention any political parties, but I guess since this is a parasite nest (city) we're talking about, the City Council are all rats?

Its a quiet wooded Quaker town about halfway between Houston and Galveston - politically nothing like the filthy corrupt Mexican cesspool that is Houston.

[Lancey Howard]

I googled the place up and it does sound like Friendswood is a nice place to live.
One thing's for sure, they have elected some good councilpersons.