[Miss Behave]

Quick, sign him up for Katie! He may have blown it with Osama and Wallace but there's always Katie to help sooth the pain.

Speaking of The Kosmetically Korrected One, you made me think: What if the person sitting in Chris Wallace's chair had been a FEMALE, and "get your bones on" BillyBong had done that REPEATED finger-INTO-the-knee invasion of personal space and harrassment and intimidation and raged move? That sick beetard.

Remember when Cankles got so freaked out when Rick Lazio "invaded" HER personal space by handing her a piece of paper?

[Young Werther]

The lib response to questions is to fill the air with "turdjid" truisms{?}. They know how to play the clock. When they're in a 10 minute segment they will answer yes/no questions in at least 200 words or more to insure that they get 11 of the 10 minutes allocated.

When the counterpoint is asked to the "other side" they interrupt and obfuscate. I know that if I were the moderator and used my Toastmaster's skills to time responses there are one of three actions to insure fair and balance.

1. Red Light when answer exceeds time limit

2. Dump switch to cut off microphone.

3. Hit person upside the head with timing light if tactics 1 and 2 fail!