[Kenny Bunk]

OK kids, now that the dust has settled, the opinion around the bar here is that this was a carefully staged media event, complete with the carefully staged "blowup at the staff" (Wink Wink) after the "event."

Chris Wallace' body language, carefully observed by our local vet, who has weasel experience, gives it all away. A put up job from the gitgo. However, in all fairness, I believe President Bill when he says he did not have sex with Osama bin Ladin. Our resident medico says it is scientifically possible that his mother did.

[potlatch]

Clinton's future legacy

[bitt]

what to do with Osama bin Laden:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Same goes for Bill Clinton. He'll LOOOOOOVE being a woman.