That's because all the libs are at porn sites.
The real problem is that you need to be able to read in standard English to visit the internet news sites.
With porn, reading is mostly optional.
Hey! If it wasn't for porn, there wouldn't be affordable high speed Internet or DVD players (or for that matter, even VCRs). Porn is the primary reason for the economy of scale in the development of the consumer versions of these products.
Say what you will about porn, it's driving consumer electronics today.
Mark