Is that our new nickname for President Bush? I love it!
Is that our new nickname for President Bush? I love it!
LOL, Jeff. I'll take this opportunity to gratuitously repost my El Diablo post from the other day:
Hey Hugo Honey! Here comes The Devil! Scream like a girl!
Uh-oh, better not turn out the light at night cuz The Devil might be under your bed, Huge-ster.
Holy Schnikies, Schavez! That Devil is in the turlit--better not sit down, he's likely to bite ya in the bung.
Watch out! Over there! The Devil is one sneaky dude and may pop out from just about anywhere and sceer ya bad into losing your ample lunch.
Halt with the slumber parties, Hugo! You can't handle any more "Bloody Marys" or two-fingered levitations (or any more freezing of your "Bro.") Already creeped out by the flicker of the candle light, you might think that you hear The Devil say BOO, and then you'd have to go and change your pants.
Whoa there Wormfeed! Better not look in the mirror--you might see That Devil off to the side acomin' fer ya.
And DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT see "Scary Movie," due to your already Devil-weary, weakened, and spooked state.
I'm really worried about you, pal. El Diablo himself is even worried about you. Maybe you should see someone about your fears--I know that they are very real to you.
Somebody hold him.