Reminds me of an old joke, though I shall leave out the national group involved (don't wanna offend anyone,ya know).
In any case after the US landed men on the moon, a certain nation announced they were going to exceed the US's accomplishments by landing astronauts on the sun. When asked how they could possibly accomplish such a feat, they stated there would be no danger as they were going to land at night. {ka---ching}
Must have been the Saudi's. They were going to send an expedition to that muddy pond the sun sets in. But hold on a minite, aren't there people there already? maybe the Saudi's can ask them to take a sample, if the 10,000 angels that carry it around in a chariot will let them.