Can you imagine the policeman when he had to call for a fork lift to unload the p/u truck?
RADIO: BZZZZT, ADAM 4, I have a perp with 880 lbs of cocain in his truck. Can you send a fork lift and a truck to transport?
CENTRAL: ADAM4, Are you crazy or just high on donuts? We do not have room for 880 lbs of evidence for just one perp. Can you find a couple of more dumb asses?
ADAM 4: I'll go over to dunkin donuts and get the dish washer. He gave me a stale donut last week.
CENTRAL: OK, and I'll call INS, they might have a few extra to loan us.