Posted on 09/22/2006 3:43:36 AM PDT by MadIvan
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has admitted something the rest of the world already knew - she's not that bright.
The 25-year-old star of The Simple Life made her confession to cops quizzing her about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. She was hailed as a crime-fighter when she told Francis, who has made a fortune selling raunchy videos of topless college girls partying, she had overheard on the party scene that a Hollywood hanger-on called Darnell Riley had boasted of breaking into his house.
But when she was quizzed by Los Angeles police it emerged she wasn't a reliable witness as she could not remember what happened. "Like I really, I don't remember," she said on police tapes obtained by the television show Dateline. "I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."
Riley was arrested after Hilton's tip-off, and earlier this year was sentenced to nearly 11 years in prison after pleading guilty to residential burglary and attempted extortion.
During the raid he took video showing Francis tied up with his trousers pulled down, while Riley taunted him with a sex toy.
Hilton also told police she was the victim of extortion, after 'private tapes' were stolen from her home and an anonymous caller offered to sell them back to her, but that she followed her father's advice and refused to pay up.
"They wanted money," she said. "They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something. So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway." Dateline also obtained video of Francis being humiliated but has no plans to show it.
"Undocumented pharmaceuticals" tend to do that to you, sweetheart!
what are you doing here? this is the equivalent of chat, i am telling! ; )
No, I'm very happily taken, by the Very Best Woman In The WorldTM. :^)
Yeah, if you're into that whole Somolian "Haven'tHadADonutEVER" look.
Presumably you've passed on the title of the Avatar of Lechery to someone else then. ;)
Regards, Ivan
LMFAO!
there are plenty of men that are into that look. money or not, i don't think paris would be lonely too long.
Trying to impart good taste. She might have a good body if a guy just walked out of Dachau and she was the first woman the dude saw...
That's only because "taste" has become a devalued concept.
In the 19th century, she would have been ridiculed and marginalised for lacking decorum, manners, and sensibility.
Regards, Ivan
while i agree with you, [that and she is on the smallchested side] there are plenty that are gaga over her body, you can't deny it.
i totally agree; bring back the good old days!~
She was probably the last to know.
Regards, Ivan
i would posit that were she pictured as the perp on a "teacher gone bad" thread, there would be MANY who would pronounce her not guilty and wish that she had been their teacher etc. etc.
in the world of HS teachers she would stick out, given the typical competition. In the world of babes famous for being famous, you gotta bring more to the table than skin-covered-bone.
I'm not going to delve into that type of story, except to say, that in any business, relationships between management and their employees are frowned upon because of the inequality inherent at the base of their working arrangements. We should not forget this in any other scenario.
Kids are supposed to go to school to learn from their teachers, not have nookie with them.
Regards, Ivan
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