Paris Hilton admits she is stupid

The Daily Mail ^ | September 22, 2006 | Staff

[JimRed]

"I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."

"Undocumented pharmaceuticals" tend to do that to you, sweetheart!

[xsmommy]

what are you doing here? this is the equivalent of chat, i am telling! ; )

[Lazamataz]

Are you trying to indicate to Paris, just on the off chance she's reading this (one word at a time, reading each out loud), that you're her type?

No, I'm very happily taken, by the Very Best Woman In The World^TM. :^)

[Lazamataz]

there is no getting around that she has a nice body

Yeah, if you're into that whole Somolian "Haven'tHadADonutEVER" look.

[MadIvan]

No, I'm very happily taken, by the Very Best Woman In The World

Presumably you've passed on the title of the Avatar of Lechery to someone else then. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[wagglebee]

LMFAO!

[xsmommy]

there are plenty of men that are into that look. money or not, i don't think paris would be lonely too long.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Trying to impart good taste. She might have a good body if a guy just walked out of Dachau and she was the first woman the dude saw...

[MadIvan]

there are plenty of men that are into that look. money or not, i don't think paris would be lonely too long.

That's only because "taste" has become a devalued concept.

In the 19th century, she would have been ridiculed and marginalised for lacking decorum, manners, and sensibility.

Regards, Ivan

[xsmommy]

while i agree with you, [that and she is on the smallchested side] there are plenty that are gaga over her body, you can't deny it.

[xsmommy]

i totally agree; bring back the good old days!~

[Wolfie]

She was probably the last to know.

[MadIvan]

As a Russian poet once said, "Let us return to the past, and what progress there will be!"

Regards, Ivan

[xsmommy]

i would posit that were she pictured as the perp on a "teacher gone bad" thread, there would be MANY who would pronounce her not guilty and wish that she had been their teacher etc. etc.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

That's a different thing altogether. Of course she makes a lot of people drooly. But I'd never say she has a good body. Any more than I would pretend soccer is a good sport because a brazillion people follow it, or that Abba was the greatest band form the 70s because they were the most popular.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

in the world of HS teachers she would stick out, given the typical competition. In the world of babes famous for being famous, you gotta bring more to the table than skin-covered-bone.

[Lazamataz]

I might like to see her naked, though. Then again, as Jeff Foxworthy says, most guys would look at ANYTHING naked.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

And for those preferring the other type...

[MadIvan]

i would posit that were she pictured as the perp on a "teacher gone bad" thread, there would be MANY who would pronounce her not guilty and wish that she had been their teacher etc. etc

I'm not going to delve into that type of story, except to say, that in any business, relationships between management and their employees are frowned upon because of the inequality inherent at the base of their working arrangements. We should not forget this in any other scenario.

Kids are supposed to go to school to learn from their teachers, not have nookie with them.

Regards, Ivan

[Loud Mime]

"I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."

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