Patrick J. Buchanan, Next President of the United States

Magic City Morning Star ^ | September 21, 2008 | Paul Streitz

[Dane]

Patrick J. Buchanan, Next President of the United States By Paul Streitz Sep 21, 2006, 10;55 Patrick J. Buchanan will be the next President of the United States. Mr. Buchanan is the most qualified man for the position. Mr. Buchanan is the most deserving of the position. Mr. Buchanan is the man whose views most closely align with the vast majority of the American voters. He will win an overwhelming, landslide victory in 2008.

Every opinion poll, every discussion in the street and every newspaper’s letters-to-the-editors column shows that Americans want the borders secured and the illegal immigrants removed from our country. Every piece of economic data shows that middle-class life is threatened with the loss of jobs, outsourcing and manufacturing abroad.

Every middle-class American knows that "globalization" means, "I might lose my job," while the Washington politicians, newspaper reporters and economists get to keep theirs. Every middle-class American knows that NAFTA, CAFTA and all the other free trade agreements are SHAFT-A the American workers. Jobs go out, but none come in. Can anyone name a factory that has opened up to manufacture goods and send them to China or Mexico?

[Dane]

Whew, but stuff like this brings smiles to the faces of tin foil manufactuers.

The guy has started a Draft Buchanan website.

Also Mr. Streitz Pat left the Republican party and also stated that al gore won Palm Beach County.

[areafiftyone]

I read it this morning! Crazy Stuff!

[Risha]

You're a funny guy Dane.

[rhombus]

Uh huh, yeah, right, that'sll work. /sarc

[DustyMoment]

Thanks, Dane - I needed a good laugh, today.

This is it!!!

[pepperdog]

Magic mushrooms in the Magic City news room?

[The G Man]

Patrick J. Buchanan, Next President of the United States

Um, no.

[ConservativeMind]

Actually, I watch Pat each week on The McLaughlin Group and have enjoyed him for years.

Pat would make a good, interesting choice as president, but he is as protectionist as they come. It is a viable perspective, but one I don't share in the same way. Still, I would be glad to vote for him if he won the primary.

He's a godly man with a well-meaning heart. He's also got a fire in him that I admire. That said, I'd prefer someone like Tony Blankley from the show rather than Pat.

[A message]

He will win an overwhelming, landslide victory in 2008.

Wow

[xsmommy]

someone's smoking crack again!

[Osage Orange]

Is that the same person who is pushing Oprah for POTUS?

[PurpleMan]

Where do I buy my brown shirt and storm trooper's boots?

[wideawake]

I understand that the author of this article is also the author of "Being A Dummy For Dummies" - the best-selling latest addition to the award-winning ". . . For Dummies" series of self-help books.

[COEXERJ145]

I wonder if we'll get close to 500 posts like the last two Buchanan threads did?

[Mase]

I thought this was scrappleface at first then I read on and found that this idiot is really serious. That's when the article really became funny. Maybe with this guys help, Pat will get more than 0.0045% of the vote in his next campaign for president.

[Petronski]

ROTFLMAOAPIMPRFI


Besides, Buchanan will accept only the title of Chancellor or Führer.

[Paradox]

No he won't, because the MOSSAD will kill him first.

[zarf]

Pat recently had his Presidential portrait made....I think he jumped the shark.

[evets]

I voted for him... I think.

[Petronski]

I have my torch ready. When do we march on the Unter den Linden?