[Frwy]

There was a fat chick from Lubbock,
Who's mouth is bigger than her buttock
When she opens it wide
The crap from inside
Spills out all over her ugly kisser.

[EternalVigilance]

There once was a fat Dixie Chick
With less brains than an old guitar pick
She made Lubbock ashamed
Of her discredited name
If she goes home she will prob'ly get licked

[Niuhuru]

Lord Byron, is that you?