You miss the entire point. This was posted as a joke. Don't go all serious about it, because I think every other SEC fan around here would agree that Big 10 football and its fans are every bit as dedicated as we are. To be trying to haul out graduation rates in Kinesiology tells me you didn't get the joke, or just don't have a sense of humor.
I think that you're the one who may have missed the humor :-)