Soon to be adopted by Angelina Jolie.
Bwhahahaha.
Best post of thread.
(And I like your tagline, too. Not altogether feeling brotherly with the JINOs on TV, though.)
Angelina has already collected an Ethiopian for her "Children of the World" collection.
(Save the children- get the whole set)
Once she recovers from her reported PPD, She is now scouting out countries that allow adoptions by unwed mothers of multiples with past histories of self mutilation, promiscuity, incest?, and bisexuality.