That would be a REALLY short movie.
Imadamnnutjihad : We're Going to NUKE you off the face of the planet ... derka derka derka jihad couscous.
Team Americans : 
X24
Iranian idiot Guards : Derka derka ... HOLY SHI'ITE !!!! DERKA DERKA ... RUN !!!!!
Team Americans: 
X24
Team Americans : 
X144
Team American submarine captain : It's Miller Time !!! 
THE END