""I would like to thank the Representatives for the honor of being nomiated the Democratic Presidential Candidate for 2008.""
NY TIMES September 2o, 2008 (Above the fold of course)
Yesterday, Iranian President Ajhamdnakdhede declared he would be running for President of the US as part of th Democrat party. Republicans laughed and said that the Ringo Starr lookalike is not a natural born American and therefore could not run.
The ACLU has filed suit in Ferderal court in NYC criticizing the administration for their harsh words about Ajhdjeloicnede and his looks. Harry Reid has condemned the Republican party for their election year antcs and fear mongering. Nancy Pelosi declared that Bush should be impeached. Thirty other Democrats have come out and condemned the administration.
Senator Kerry had the best line of the day when he declared, "as long as Ackjanaheaded is pro or anti abortion, I don't have a problem with him running on my ticket.'
I thought he was going to step in for Menendez in NJ.