By all means, let's give Miranda warnings to jihadists ON the battlefield. For that's matter, let's give them free legal advice ON the battlefield.
My head is about to explod
WE CAN NOT WIN THIS WOT IN THE COURT ROOM
Why stop with mere Miranda warnings?
If any jihadist is ever treated the least bit roughly during or after capture, they must be immediately released with profuse apologies from the US government, gift certificates to "Jihad-is-Us" stores, free travel vouchers for airline flights to anywhere they might want to go, educational vouchers valid for any US flight school, and a "green card" for US residence. This is all to show the precious jihadists that we meant no harm in handling them with such callous indifference, and that we in the USA welcome everyone with open arms because we are sappy, dippy liberals. /s