I think it is high time for us as FReepers to take the lead, since only a small minority of our leaders in the Western nations are willing to speak bluntly and unequivocally to the muhammadan pig-porking terror-merchants.
They took such significant umbrage at a handful of cartoons by some mellow-but-mischievous Danes, and a quote from the dusty annals of history (one which now ought to be cast in bronze and placed prominently opposite every mosque in evety western nation where the paedophile prophet's followers proselytize the unknowing) but they haven't seen ANYTHING YET!
I'm sick and tired of their baseless outrage. They want to be outraged? FINE! I am outraged by their:
beheading innocent 13 year old Christian schoolgirls in Indonesia...
Firebombing churches in the Gaza strip and elsewhere around the world...
Killing a 66 year old Italian nun {working in a Somali hospital with the destitute} with three bullets in the back...
Threatening to assassinate Pope Benedict XVI, tear down crosses, and slay followers of Christ's cross...
It is time for us "civilians" to take on the mantle of provoking and drawing out these malcontents into the open.
Herewith, I am announcing the beginning of:
the FIRST, OPEN to ALL Comers - {Especially FReepers and LGF folk}
"MOCK THE FALSE PROPHET" CARTOON, CARICATURE, & SATIRE INVITATIONAL
[unofficial and unsponsored, of course!]
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THE "RULES"
1) Submissions must be in the form of two categories:
a) a single panel or multipanel cartoon or caricature, either captioned or uncaptioned, either with or without speech or thought "bubbles", or:
b) a satirical: Limerick, brief rhyme, poem, allegory, or short story.
2) The overriding objective of the submissions in either category is to ruthlessly and with full premeditation and malice aforethought:
mock, deride, ridicule, denigrate, insult, humiliate, emasculate and impugn the false prophet mohammad, his false "god", alla-uzza, the peaceful pretensions, sexual perversities, and other rank hypocrisies of the worldwide death-cult known as islam, its leaders and adherents.
No holds are barred, no pigs are sacred, no surah or hadith beneath contempt, no imam, mullah, general, or president beyond reproach. The kor'an is not holy {how can low-grade toilet paper be 'holy'}, nor the black rock in mecca...
Every name can be plagiarized, twisted, reshaped and deeply shamed
[For example: Iranian Prozac poster-boy, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad becomes:
"Mad-mood Ah'm-a dim jack-off" or, "Mock-mood Ah'm a damn nutjob"...]
3) In posting, Please observe F.R. rules regarding profanity, specific threats of personal violence, and "flaming" of fellow FReepers.
{moderators & JimRob - does that work for you?}
The islamonazis, not LGF lizards or fellow FReepers, are the intended objects of scorn and fury.
There is no "prize" currently - the reward is simply striking a blow for sanity against the notoriously insane and irrational "Phony Religion of Peace" in the Final Crusade, and basking in the glow of renown amongst your fellow bloggers, Freepers, LGF lizards and other associated agents of Western-style conservatism.
Hopefully we'll provoke the attention of the SlimeStreamMedia, Al Jizz-era, al Qaeda, the Taliban, the Taliban West (aka the DNC), al Qaeda West (aka D.U.), FOX, SkyNews, maybe earn ourselves a bevy of Fatwas, and some outraged moose-slime protest marches.
So I am "letting the dogs out" and pinging my full "P.R.O.P." pinglist...those on the list who maintain their own sizeable pinglists - please join in the fun and games.
After all, we'll need to start a thread of our own to post the entries to {that part shouldn't be difficult}, and create some sort of a link whereby everyone can vote for their personal favorites {this part requires a tech wizard - so who's going to volunteer?}
I really wanna see some very wickedly funny, downright vicious satire, so all you talented and gifted free thinkers out there - put your thinking caps on and start creating!
Let the Satire Offensive {and I mean REALLY OFFENSIVE!} BEGIN!
AmericanAchConservative
"The Final Crusade has commenced - Satire, satire - my kingdom for a snippet of satire!"
They lay claim to America as this country, in some rural areas, has small wooden buildings, with what are presumably Islamic crescents on them. Allahu fubar!
THIS IS WHAT THE BARBARIANS ARE TERRIFIED OF! PURPLE FINGERS!
