"Actually if the Islamists want an alcohol free world and demand it, that just might turn the fencesitters into support for us. This may be the chink in their armor. No alcohol?? Mon Dieu!!"
The Swimmer would be deeply troubled and deeply saddened. That might actually get him to support the Pres. Nah, he'd probably start a bootleg biz like his papa
Chirac - "Ah for One Welcome our new Sober Masters!!! (hic)"