"If it allows me to avoid the rapture for another 1,000 years, count me in."
It won't.
I've already seen the attitude you expressed fomenting in the writings of liberal elites. These "smarter-then-thou" secularists want to re frame this war on terror as a "War on Religious Fundamentalism" and turn the power of the State against all "fundamentalist" believers (Christian or Muslim) - regardless of their temperament or intentions.
BTW - you might want to check this out:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1103363/posts "As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-God, pro-life, pro-family, pro-Constitution, pro-Bill of Rights, pro-gun, pro-limited government, pro-private property rights, pro-limited taxes, pro-capitalism, pro-national defense, pro-freedom, and-pro America. We oppose all forms of liberalism, socialism, fascism, pacifism, totalitarianism, anarchism, government enforced atheism, abortionism, feminism, homosexualism, racism, wacko environmentalism, judicial activism, etc."