"You know, at the end of your life, you think about all the things they can put on your tombstone," he said. "One thing they'll never be able to put on mine or Ted's is He tried to keep people from voting.' "
There's a tombstone we can all hope goes up soon...no Bill, your's will simply read "Impeached." Or better yet "To blame for 9-11." Or if he wants to keep on a voting theme "I forced the INS to skip background checks on illegal aliens and admitted 26,000 violent felons as a result trying to get new Hispanic voters into the US in time for the 1996 election."
Bill, when it comes to tombstones, you'd be better off sticking to the the Tombstone pizzas that Monica brings you.